Well folks, I was going to save this stuff for Point and Laugh Friday, but at the rate our PSA buddies are going it will take several blog entries to cover everything. I thought it would be best to recap today and move on to more important things tomorrow. Are you ready? here we go….
From what I can gather, it would seem some of the anti-slaughter people went over to Naughty Tobiano’s Facebook page and asked some questions about one of the blog entries or something. The questions were mostly asked politely and rather than getting a direct and factual answer, good ole NT got a bit pissed. I should add that before today, I didn’t even know about this second NT Facebook page, so it was like Christmas in July to stumble upon that little goldmine of hilarity. It would seem what really pushed NT over the edge was somebody suggesting that people ask their questions here. NT immediately waddled back to her bat cave and posted this little gem:
“My facebook page as been hijacked by the EZ lurking sock poppets and the like. We have a whole group of minions wanting everyone to look to the Shed-hoe as the new authority on horse slaughter. They don’t like my answers so they say I am making things up and refusing to answer them. Yet, it’s my facebook page. I can talk all day long about anything I want and they don’t have to comment. I am also FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU GODDAMN IMMATURE BRAIN DEAD BECAUSE YOU LACK FUCKING RED MEAT IN YOUR DIET AND YOUR BRAINS ARE OOZE KOOLAID DRINKING HOOCHIE SMOOCHING LITTLE RAGS WHO CANNOT GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS THAT I AM A FUCKING DUDE. I DRINK BEER. I SCRATCH MY ASS AND NUTS & I WANT AS MUCH BUSH AS I CAN GET. QUIT CALLING ME A CHICK”
Followed up with this….
“Damn girls I am sorry about that rant but short of wiggling my wang on this page pulling a full monty, I cannot convince them I am a man. I’m a 39 year old redneck, gun shooting, boot wearing, tractor driving, skirt chasing, testosterone filled brutally handsome man”
Wow!!!! Let’s dissect this little hissy fit, shall we? First off, there isn’t a man on earth that would talk like that. If he does talk like that, he has some serious issues and should probably seek immediate and comprehensive therapy. You can go back on some NT postings and see where she was decidedly female prior to me busting on her. Also, NT and Mendy always go MIA at the same time. Mendy is having some self-created personal drama in her life, NT goes missing. So yes, NT may be made up of many different personalities, but they are all housed within the same person. Earlier in this blog, under comments there was absolute proof that NT and Mendy post from the same computer, from the same address. At the end of the day, who really cares? I only busted her so she would drop the charade because all this balls talk was, quite frankly, creeping me out coming from a woman.
Now, let’s talk about the art of a bluffing. In order to make a good bluff, you need to make your best guess or be absolutely sure the other party does NOT have the information you’re bluffing with. Think of poker…. It would seem that NT does not understand those subtleties however. She posted this little gem up about me…
” Ladies, I would like you to refrain from calling me a “HER”. Your good friend “Shedrow” who we all know exactly who it is based on her IP and such has started the rumor concerning who I am. However, I am the Naughty Tobiano and I am MALE. The entity of the NT is a male. The team is more than one person. I also wonder if you are so pleased with the Canadians who actually still eat and slaughter horses, why don’t you all go live there. This is my page not some social responsibility site or education site. I get to put up on it what I want and if I want to delete you all, I surely could do that as well.”
Nope, they don’t know who I am. I am 100% sure of this for a number of reasons. I have posted on the NT blog twice and it was very calculated when I did do it. This was a brand new blog and I knew that poking her in the chest would result in my blog getting linked far and wide. It worked and I never went back. I also did not do it from my own computer and I used a proxy. Two things that NT had NO idea about until I pointed them out to her. You see, NT has accused ME over and over of being another blogger. If she did, in fact have this knowledge based on my IP, she would know without a doubt, we are two very different people, from very different locations. I know none of the people who post on my blog in any other way than on here. Period. I have no other ID or blogs, nor do I have a Facebook account for this blog or name. I have a personal account with only friends and family on it. Also NT posted this on Facebook last week when she was begging people to go comment on her blog rather than post on Facebook….
“Have you posted your question on the blog? Have you posted your solution on the blog? You have twice referred to the NT’s refusal to answer a question and being rude. However, you have not reposted that question as part. Is it not possible the question was not seen? If we are not “tagged” in a response, we often do not see the comments. Why not post your questions on the blog, so the entire team can see them along with others who read the blog? You don’t have to use your real name and we do not use any kind of IP tracking because quite frankly, we don’t care where you live or who you are to that point. You are free to have your own opinions & we refuse to play dirty when it comes to anyone expressing them. So I ask you again, what is your question”
So which is it, does she have my IP or not? The last two statements seem somewhat contradictory to me. Besides, she is a ginormous liar because the blogger platform automatically grabs your IP every time you post. Like I said, there is no point in attempting to bluff somebody when they are actually holding the information you are lying about.
So, after the earlier dramatics of today, NT posted up a boo hoo blog entry about being busy and poor old grandpappy and taking a break. All bullshit, but whatever….Seems like the break is very short-lived as several veiled threats have been made tonight, some of them directed at me. *snicker*
“We’re working on that and sadly the NT lawyer has been called to duty. Seems we are going to demand the Shed=-hoe provide PROOF outside of an IP that I AM Mendy McEwen. She is slandering Mendy because she **thinks*** we are one in the same. I have stated that I do indeed know Mendy and publicly announced how I know her. I have stated that I have been using online forums for a few years now. I have never denied posting comments, blog write ups, emails, or “facebooking” from Mendy’s home. My lap top uses her wireless router since she gave me the passkey. Duh”
NT may want to go back and delete several years of posting all over the net that will suggest otherwise me thinks, including an admission on a long ago now defunct blog. While NT is at it, she just may want to look up the definition of slander. Demand away, you aren’t going to like what the answer will be. When in doubt, PSAs just love to threaten litigation on people and I’m not worried. My blog, my opinion. Now, calling me and others sluts, strippers and hoes, that could be construed as slander. Watch out for those glass houses….
So, to make an already too long story even longer, we should briefly touch on the vacation that never was nor will be. NT was going to take that two week vacation, but apparently two weeks in Tobiano time is 2 hours.
“You people really do rock. You have provided some serious blog topics for the team. Rescues killing a foal because they don’t know about the soft protective golden slipper, rescue suing a bank, people calling “eating meat disrespectful” This is going to be fun!!! Thanks guys”
“We have one of our top researchers looking at the rescue suing the bank. Also the rescue that put the foal down for the slipper foot has been requested to send their financials with specific demands concerning financials and vet care. If they do not release these, they will find their attorney general is being contacted. If they are not a 501c3 and we find evidence of soliciting for donations or public panhandling we shall be discussing this with the U.S. Attorney General. Be careful what you wish for people”
Wow, somebody is VERY self-important! `Somebody’ might even be considered to be overzealous and radical….Are y’all afraid of the big bad pony yet? Me neither. Because I’m feeling charitable, I will let her know that I am not blonde and all my hair is my own. All these shadows she jumps at and blames on me are not me. I’m an observer and I am amused. I’m kinda hoping NT does take a break this week so we can talk about some more important things and save the rest for Point and Laugh Friday. I think I will leave NT with one hint to help her along though….Let’s see what conclusions she can leap to from this.