What a great week it’s been! We’ve had lots of good news and our PSA buddies have continued their trajectory of stupidity to keep us all entertained. Thanks to our PSAs we even got to learn some stuff through disproving their misguided notions and outright lies. To say it’s been a busy week would be an understatement. Because we have so much ground to cover, it’s best to jump right in to this week’s edition of Point and Laugh Friday…..brought to you by the letter `F’ for fuckery.
Slaughterhouse Sue dipped a tentative gnarly toenail into the waters this week to see if it was time to make a triumphant return from her self-imposed exile after getting run out of New Mexico. She pretty much stuck to her tried and tested schtick of posting a link in hopes of rallying her few remaining supporters. This week it was the `Action Alert’ from the New Jersey Farm Bureau asking for people to support the veto on the transportation ban on horses for slaughter. No comments from her peanut gallery followed and only one `liked’ it, so I guess the other three supporters couldn’t put down the Doritos long enough to click `like’. Next up, Suey got pissed when one of the UHers posted up this link : (http://www.cattlenetwork.com/e-newsletters/drovers-daily/Callicrate-rails-against-NCBA-praises-HSUS-166326766.html) It has nothing to do with horses other than some beef producers working with the HSUS. We all know how Suey hates anything to do with the HSUS so she kept things classy with this comment: “Those idiots, with Callicrate leading the charge, just lost whatever small amount of credibility they ever had. Talk about prostituting yourself…this about takes the cake!” Not sure about you, but I think somebody like Slaughterhouse Sue talking about credibility is about like seeing a hooker talking about celibacy. It doesn’t make a lot of sense. I wish I could say Suey was done with that statement but she had one last shot to fire before scuttling back under her bridge. That was this comment she made after linking an article about the HSUS not drawing a lot of support in Indiana : “Now…this is FUNNY! Eleven million supporters, my ass…” Of all the vile and offensive statements this creature has made, this one made me die a little inside. Does anyone need the image of her large, cottage cheesey, hairy ass burned onto their mind’s eye? I’ve pretty much been off my feed ever since 😦
Speaking of Suey’s ass, Douchebag Duquette made good use of his off-leash time this week. Apparently, he lost his remote control and was stuck actually watching the News that came on after his kids were done with Sesame Street. Something must have sparked in his tainted horse meat addled brain and inspired him to post this little gem: “I saw something very interesting on the news last night, they were talking about the NFL and how it was a 9.8 billion dollar a year business……Hmmmm?? How is it that the #1 recreational industry in the US (The Horse Industry) that was a $102 billion dollar a year business, over ten times the impact of the NFL gets so little play in the media or congress????? You would think that the amount of jobs lost directly and indirectly because of what our government let happen would be front and center.. Shouldn’t it be??” I guess it’s difficult for D-bag to fathom that the six people that show up for the kiddies’ 4H show are considerably less and spend less than the people that show up for NFL games. Besides, the big money in the horse industry is NOT the bottom feeding UH crowd that base the value on their stock on the meat market. I’m not even sure what his point is about the media. Does he want to televise slaughter and make a reality show out of it? Does he want more media coverage of him getting verbally spanked by people? I’m not following…..The good news is he returned to his dungeon to play lap-dog to Mama Suey for the remainder of the week. The other good news is we hardly had to hear from Holy Theresa as she was allegedly busy doing penance for being such a sanctimonious piece of poop.
Moving on down the ladder to the bottom feeders even of the horse eating crowed, it’s time to check in with good ole Mendy Tobiano. Seems Mendy is back to hoarding horses under the guise of fostering them for the `sheriff”. Maybe that’s her new euphemism for Craigslist. The problem with her little `story’ is that if the horse was a legal seizure, it would have had to been held for at least 30 days and then two notices of public auction would need to be made in the local papers which the sheriff department would handle. It certainly wouldn’t have been handed to her and flipped within days as she claims. Chances are she’s just horse trading as usual because once again, Mendy Tobiano’s story does not add up with what the actual laws are. At any rate, here is a picture of the poor thing which may or may not have a new home. Why can’t these PSA people every actually GROOM an animal before riding it and WTF is up with the ill-fitting tack all the time?
This brings us to the nice little watermark on the picture and the dramedy that caused it. The PSAs are operating under the misguided notion that putting their name and date on a picture makes it copyright. It does not. It just makes sure they get credit for it and I have no problem with that at all. The actual fact of copyright is you have to PAY and register copyright for each and every picture and it can take up to 8mths for that to happen. Or at least that’s what you have to do if you want to actually enforce a copyright, which still wouldn’t work here because even if it was a real copyright….“• Fair use exceptions are allowable for such purposes of teaching, research, news reports, parodies, and critiques provided that the value of the copyrighted material is protected. “ So, it would appear to be business as usual for this blog. What kicked all of this off? Well, the PSA’s meltdown over being featured here last week went on and on. Mendy Tobiano led the charge to try to make me feel bad by posting up a series of blogs designed to play our sympathies for the abusive asstards that were featured. I guess if you have kids, health issues, or suck at life, that gives you a free pass to slaughter and abuse animals in NT’s world. In my world there is never an excuse and I will continue to feature morons that wave their freak flag in my face. Call it `news’, `parody’, or `critique’, it’s all fair use. Produce proof of registered copyright and I’ll happily take the above picture down.
I wish I could say we were done with the antics of the petulant pony woman, but we are not. Because she is still unemployed, that means her and her personalities appear to have endless amounts of time to be all over the net. She continues to sell off clothes and tack so that she can postpone actually going out and working, but maybe she can get some pointers from Montana’s former owner how to work the system and get the taxpayers to pay for her hoarding habit. That new dog of hers won’t feed itself unless her pig’s days are numbered as well. She rounded out the week by climbing up on the cross and being a martyr claiming `they’ are not going to do things the way they have been and, instead, extend a hand of friendship to `their’ fellow human beings and attempt to be a positive force….Then she ran off and participated in writing me poetry with her PSA buddies and calling me a hoe etc. Oh and let’s not forget about flirting with herself as NT. I suspect somebody either had a med adjustment or was off them all together this week. This is what NT left us with….barf with me…
Daffy had a relatively quiet week in the vast tundra of Facebook. Sadly, I can’t say the same about here. She continues to post with regularity and I continue to hold her posts for moderation to try to calm down her hysteria. So far so good. She hasn’t grown a brain, but she has managed to have a few simple exchanges and be only minimally offensive. Her crazyass mother seems to have given up registering new accounts to post bomb us all and I continue to put her in time-out. I can only deal with one functional illiterate at once. Hopefully, I haven’t just beatlejuiced her. They are both great for comic relief for all of about five posts and then enough is enough.
So, that pretty much covers the lowlights of the PSA antics this week. It certainly doesn’t cover all of them and it is very challenging pick out their greatest hits at times. They devote a lot of time to me and this blog which is awesome. It means it’s working . While they are preoccupied with me and who I am, the rest of you are doing the real work. We had awesome news this week with Sugarcreek getting suspended for at least three weeks and Andio getting busted falsifying his EID paperwork. It would seem the PSAs haven’t even registered how serious that one was. Especially a certain PSA that just shipped a horse she claimed to have buted, then recanted when the EID was mentioned. As always, once we’re done pointing and laughing, there is something you can do to make a real difference to end slaughter. Please take the time to sign this position and share it out as much as possible: (http://www.change.org/petitions/overturn-the-legalization-of-horse-slaughter-for-human-consumption). Hopefully, the PSAs will take a day off this weekend so I can finish up our Sunday PSA for this week. I think you’ll really enjoy this one. Keep up the good work everybody….we’re getting there!