Today’s blog is probably going to upset quite a few of the regular readers here. I’ve been reading what the PSAs are saying and I’ve come to realize they have probably saved my life. It seems that I have been oblivious to the fact that I am living very dangerously and have been for several years. That’s right…..I have friends that are vegetarians and vegans! If not for the likes of Naughty Tobiano and Mindy `Puppymill’ Patterson, along with the chorus of stupidity, I would have never realized how evil and treacherous vegetarians were. Even worse, I’m probably a bad anti because I’m not a vegetarian, although I spent several years refusing to eat anything that had feet. Don’t ask.
Thanks to Puppymill Patterson, I now know that the vegetarians are poised to take over the country and convert everybody else to their sicko lifestyle. Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan has gone out and gotten himself a vegan speech writer by the name of Matthew Scully. (http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/20/meet-matthew-scully-paul-ryans-vegan-speechwriter/) . It doesn’t matter that Scully is a renown speech writer and even managed to make George Bush sound coherent when he wrote for him, this guy doesn’t eat meat so he is not to be trusted. Apparently Scully is friendly with Wayne Pacelle of the HSUS and we all know that nobody is as evil as Pacelle except maybe Richard `Kudo’ Cuoto and Bob Barker .
I’m not all that surprised the PSAs are hating on poor Matthew Scully actually. He wrote an entire book called `Dominion’ about the ethical treatment of animals. We all remember how Holy Theresa likes to talk about having dominion over animals while bastardizing scripture to suit her mission. Well, Scully actually takes that scripture and writes about how people have misused it to justify their cruel and unethical treatment of animals through the years. I actually hadn’t even heard about the book until Puppymill brought it to my attention, but I’ve got it on order now. It sounds really inspiring. It also sounds like something that the PSAs are just going to hate. He goes after factory farming, slaughter and basically any other cruel practice that we have come to know from Big Ag. Here’s an excerpt from the synopsis “Throughout Dominion, author Scully challenges and expertly counters the hypocritical arguments that attempt to excuse animal abuse: from those who argue that the Bible’s message permits mankind to use animals as it pleases; to hunters who claim that their sport helps control animal populations; and to defenders of popular and “scientifically proven” notions that animals cannot feel pain, do not experience emotions, and are not conscious of their own lives.” (http://www.powells.com/biblio?inkey=1-9780312261474-7)
The PSAs have their panties so bunched up about the Ryan/Scully marriage of convenience they don’t know who to vote for now. Ryan actually supports horse slaughter (http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/2012/08/paul-ryan%E2%80%99s-record-on-animal-welfare-issues/#more-10602), but he’s romancing the enemy by hiring Scully to do what he does best. The concept of Scully being a consummate professional and being able to separate his job from his personal life is lost on the PSAs because not a single one of them know how to do that. It may also be because so many of them don’t actually have jobs and the ones that do are not all that professional. Another concept that is lost on the PSAs is that no candidate is probably going to use the horse slaughter issue as part of their platform. It’s not that people don’t care about animals, it’s that we are talking about such a small pocket of the population, neither candidate probably gives a crap about whether the five people over at the UH Facebook page vote for them or not. However, the conspiracy theories abound. Here’s some of the PSA’s thoughts on having Scully writing speeches for Ryan:
“you didn’t cringe just a little when Ryan called us a “humane and decent society?” Perhaps I’m hypersensitive to those words which have been hijacked by the animal rights movement. I’m just bringing that up as a rebuttal to your point that Scully did not inject his pov. While subtle, it’s there.”
– Pretty much the first time in my life I have seen anybody offended by being called `humane and decent’. Wow.
“So,whats the “hand shake” deal here? From what I gather,Scully isnt the type of guy to take this writing job for the pay,or acknowledgement.Whats on the table? a deal has been made,or find out whats about to be put on the table. He has made some kind of deal to agree to do the speech writing,a bill opposed,or passed,or sponsored.Could be an active one,or one that hasnt been presented yet,but is about to be. Find out whats in waiting,and will probly find out what he benefits from being the writer for any politician.”
– Geez, the guy has to feed his family and pay a mortgage. The `deal’ is probably exactly the same as when he wrote for Bush, Cheney and Palin. None of these people were known to be vegetarians or all that into animal rights. It’s a job.
“How much you want to bet a portion of his fee goes towards HSUS? Hand shake deals are age old,politicians been doin for 100’s of years to make deals on bills to be passed,or opposed. Dont have to be niave to know that,”
“We don’t have to fear him inserting AR stuff into Ryan’s speeches…. we have to fear him gaining insider access and leaking WH info to Pacelle….”
– Maybe Scully will mind-meld with Ryan and completely control him too. I hear all vegetarians have special powers that we don’t really understand and that’s what makes them so dangerous.
“Mindy is there any way we could get word to their campaign and let them know where we stand. I’m sure they can be elected without our groups votes but there are livestock people all over this country who also vote. I can only speak for me but I’m not in favor of letting scully or Ryan compromise the work that has already been done or our group being led in to the apearance of a double standard. If do that in my opinion our voices won’t mean anything in DC or anywhere else. Just voicing my concerns. There’s a lot at stake here for our cause. I’m sure their campaign knows about Scully which if this is true means they are insensitive to the things our group stands for.”
– Somebody alert the media that the Romney/Ryan ticket is `insensitive’ to the further abuse and torture of animals!
“This is where our collective force makes the difference. We ALL have to write, call, email, Facebook, and Tweet to our federal representatives and inform them about the animal rights movement and agenda. We need to get Obama out of office, for sure! But our fight will not fade away over night. We cannot rely on one person or one organization to get it done. And we must be vigilant and consistent in order to have our voices heard. I am convinced that many U.S. Reps and Senators just don’t know. I believe Paul Ryan is a good man and would make an outstanding VP, and I sincerely don’t believe Ryan is by any means an AR sympathizer, but the last thing we need is for the Matthew Scully’s of the world to be writing the words of our nations leaders, or gain a foothold in the WH simply because he’s “a great speech writer!” I like what XXXX said earlier, “Forewarned is forearmed. Now we watch.” Thomas Paine also said it best, “Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.”
– Puppymill Patterson said this. You would think that somebody that spends as much time in DC as she claims to would have a basic working knowledge about how things actually work. Scully is hired to write speeches for Ryan and cover the issues that RYAN wants to address. There is person over on this thread patiently trying to explain these same things to the PSAs but they aren’t hearing it.
All this brings us back to the other PSA paranoia machine. NT tells us that it’s all one big conspiracy to force everybody into vegetarianism and that the only reason so many people want to ban horse slaughter is to get a foot in the door and make everybody in America vegans. Seriously, she said that and she even busted out the caps on us to let us know how serious she is. In fact, our hypocritical pony even goes so far to admit that her support for horse slaughter has less to do with eating horse meat or controlling the horse population than it does to stop the animal rights people from ” FORCING the vegan lifestyle on ALL Americans”. One can only hope she doesn’t get the idea that supporting the kicking of puppies and slapping of babies has anything to do with vegetarianism in the future. Things could get really ugly…..
To be fair, NT isn’t the only freak show as far as this whole AR/Vegetarian/Vegan conspiracy goes either. Puppymill Patterson is convinced that the HSUS and AR people are poised to overthrow the government and have planted a bunch of `gatekeepers’ in DC to make sure that the Senators and Reps don’t hear what the animal haters like herself have to say. In fact, she’s not going to trust Ryan until she knows he’s indoctrinated into the PSA way of thinking. That includes supporting all the cruel practices like puppymills, gestation crates, battery cages, and anything else that means more money, more suffering for animals.
“I spend enough time in D.C. throughout the year to know that waaaay too many U.S. Senators and Reps just flat out don’t know about the AR agenda or HSUS. And their gate keepers are the young people in their office who just graduated from college — most likely a liberal institution. These gate keepers interpret the info when people like myself come to meet with them and give them my 5 minute elevator speech about the dangers of an HSUS sponsored bill. So do I worry about Paul Ryan? I would not if I knew he were equipped with the truth! Not if I were confident that he knew the TYRANNY of the animal rights agenda. Only then would I not worry. We must stay vigilant and inform! That’s why I encourage everyone to write, write, write their U.S. Senators and Reps! They work for us! Here’s an easy way to do just that…”
Wouldn’t you just love to hear the comments that get made after Puppymill gets off the elevator? I really have a hard time thinking that many people take these paranoid hicks all that seriously. BTW, what is up with the mid-westerners hating on animals so much? I know not all of you do, but there seems to be a rather large pocket of douchebags populating that part of the country.
I have a really good friend that is a vegetarian. We often go out for lunch and she has never judged me for what’s on my plate, although I’ve made `ewwww’ noises about some of her choices. I’ve even gone so far as to ask her if she farts more than normal because I heard that vegetarians do. Apparently that is a myth. We walk our dogs together and, let’s just say, she’s never blamed anything on the dogs. This same friend has helped me out more times than I can count and always makes me laugh. I’ve even had meatless meals at her house and liked them. My friend is so deceitful, that she even shaves her legs and wears normal clothes so that people don’t peg her as a vegetarian right off. The evil skank even complimented me on my leather jacket once. Little did I know it was all a ruse. Now I know better…Thank you PSAs…that was a close one!