Once again it’s Friday and time to recap, point and laugh at our PSA buddies. Even though I’ve taken a little break, it would appear none of them thought to do the same thing, so I’ll attempt to cover as much as I can. We may need to get out both hands to point with as there is quite a bit to cover, so let’s get right down to it. Grab your coffee and sit right down for another fun-filled round of Point and Laugh Friday! This week’s edition is brought to you by the letter `W’ for winning!
As we all know, the elections are finally over and we can either get on with things for the next 4 yrs or follow Slaughterhouse Sue’s lead and hole up continuing to promote hatred, paranoia and conspiracy theories. Of course with not any one person to blame for the outcome of the election, Slaughterhouse Sue has elected to be angry at math and the abstract concept that Obama won both the electoral and popular vote is lost on her. Clearly, this puts a huge wrench in her mission to slaughter millions of horses in order to save them from extinction. The one bright spot for Ole Suey was that North Dakota voted `No’ on Measure 5 which means that assholes can continue to torture, abuse and mutilate animals in that state without fear of serious criminal charges. Somewhere Puppymill Patterson wet her panties on that one…without a single doubt. Of course for Suey and her band of ass barnacles, it was all about defeating an HSUS bill and the fact that once again innocent animals pay the price, either doesn’t cross their mind or concern them. Yeah, I’m pretty disgusted too. Now that the election is over, Suey can get on with planning her super secret slaughter meeting in December. We’ll take a look at her agenda in more detail over the next couple of days.
The past few weeks have been quiet ones for Douchebag Duquette and Holy Theresa Manzella. With the final push for the election, we can only assume Mama Suey kept D-bag locked in the basement as she did not have time to properly monitor him. Puppymill Patterson was far too busy protecting the right to abuse animals so she didn’t have time to write up any statements for him either. Sadly, Holy Theresa was left unsupervised to spread hate and intolerance and she assures us all that she is now done with election stuff and is going to refocus her energies on waging war on the AR movement. I’m not sure what that really means to most of us that aren’t aligned with any specific group, but I’m expecting some great comedy in the weeks to come!
I guess that brings us around to Mendy Tobiano. She hasn’t been all that active the past few weeks, but just when I was going to claim the `kill’ and paint a tobiano on the side of my barn she popped up with another whiny post about what we can only assume is the shitstorm surrounding the Nevada 34 and Dorothy. As is her way, she made it all about her while claiming it wasn’t about her, but since we’ve heard these stories before….well, you get the picture. The problem is we all got our hands slapped for gossiping about Big D’s past convictions for neglecting horses and that we all have been discussing them when they aren’t verifiable. I guess the fact that some of us have actually posted screen shots of the 50+ CONVICTIONS she has in the past escaped her. It ain’t gossip or assumption when there is proof. BTW, Anne Knight aka manes n tails wants to make sure she gets full credit for posting those….Anyhow, other than that Mendy Tobiano hasn’t had a lot to say and since the only one that ever comments on her blog is her alter ego, there isn’t much else of relevance to say. No need to thank me, I do it all for the horses 😉
I’m sure most of you are a bit disappointed that there wasn’t a bunch to report on our usual suspects. Well, never fear! While it’s good to have a few laughs in the midst of this rather ugly battle over slaughter, the main reason I highlight some of them is in hopes they STFU and stop spreading their paranoia and misinformation. It seems to be working. We managed to send a bunch of them deep into hiding with the whole Horse Farts implosion, but there is also seems to be an endless supply of stupid on the HGS board (Horse Grooming Supply Forum). This little coven of assholes came to my attention when I started getting a bunch of pingbacks from them when the whole Dorothy issue blew up. Naturally, they are by and large pro-slaughter over there and they are VERY impressed with themselves. I am also really sad to tell y’all that they make the HFA people look sane and reasonable. Since HGS is a message board, they operate behind screen names and they think that means that their community rules work elsewhere. They don’t. Since they see fit to piss all over a rescue and continue to defend Dorothy, spread complete lies about the condition of her horses, and generally be hateful, I’m going to name and shame some of the key players. I’m sure they’ll bomb my email just like Anne `Sanctimonious Twat’ Knight did, but I also don’t care. I’ll be printing their greatest hits in another blog entry if they keep that crap up. The first one I’d like to introduce everybody to goes by the handle of `farmeress’. She has threatened to come over here and teach us all a lesson and I can’t wait. Daffy would wipe the floor with her in a spelling bee. Since she feels that’s it’s ok to go over and raise hell on NNER’s page under her own name….we can name her here…Kairen Jamieson. Stop being a cow, Kairen. The other big bad wolf that likes to play cute is Sarah MacFarlane aka IIIBarsV. Sarah, you need to stfu too. The assshattery I have seen these people engage in, including stating their opinions as absolute fact to the detriment of the rescue is disgusting. Stop it. Let the emails begin….
I feel like this was a bit of a gloss over as far as a weekly update goes. However, the election is over and people’s attention will now switch back to other things, such as the slaughter issue. It will be interesting to see how it plays out considering the result, but I’m hopeful that we can get the runaway freight train that is Slaughterhouse Sue stopped in its tracks. The EU is still very serious about their deadline for documentation and identification. That means that as of July of next year, no horse over the age of six months will be eligible for slaughter. That’s a reality and people better start making plans for what they’re going to do with all these `unwanted’ horses. We need gelding clinics, euthanasia clinics etc. It’s not like any of what is to come should be a surprise to anybody. As for this blog, I have a few things sitting on the back burners waiting for either more information or go aheads to post, I also have been working on a a spectacularly bitchy post that will likely bunch a lot of panties as well. I just need to find the time and concentration to sit down and actually put it together. As always, thanks for the emails and the good work. Have a great weekend!