Happy Friday everybody! It’s time for yet another recap of the goings on in the land of the profoundly ignorant that we have come to recognize as Point and Laugh Friday. As always, we have a lot of fodder from our usual suspects. I know I’m on the road again at the end of the month, but these people never take a day off. I’m starting to get backlogged with stuff I want to cover, so I’m going to do a quickie today and we’ll get more into depth on some other stuff over the next few days. So, settle in, get out your fingers and let’s get going with Point and Laugh Friday! This week will be brought to you by the letter `S’ for scam.
As we discussed a few days ago, Slaughterhouse Sue has been very busy devising new ways to cash in on the horse hating population. Because The United Horsemen is all but bankrupt and she has left her little minion D-bag Duquette to go down with that ship, she has been working the IEBA side of things like a hooker on a prime corner. The UH was modest in its membership fees compared to what the IEBA wants and they have several new and innovative ways to pick the pockets of the horse killers too. Of course, they can’t actually promise that there will be horse killing or anything of the sort, but they’re going to charge you a whole bunch of money to talk about it and you’ll have to submit to a body cavity search to pass their membership screening. If you get the gold membership, Suey will perform that search herself. Don’t forget, theses are essentially the very same people that have yet to be able to refund the fees for the cancelled Scummit way earlier in the year, but they are now collecting MORE memberships and more conference fees to do the same thing under a different name. The main difference is that they are keeping their location secret. That’s presumably to lessen the chances that Suey will beat up any more people that may turn up to muddy the waters with the truth and call her on her bullshit. Hopefully, they will accept food stamps in lieu of cash so the likes of Mendy Tobiano and the rest of the trailer park gang can worship at the altar of slaughter as well. Anybody want to guess what is on the menu for this little gathering?
I guess it’s time to check in with the minions now. Douchebag Duquette was briefly allowed off his leash and decided to play it safe with by posting a link about Madeleine Pickens. The PSAs really hate her because she’s super wealthy and actually likes horses. Brainiac, Dr. Kim Houlding, thinks she won’t be able to afford to look after the wild horses she has given sanctuary to because of her impending divorce. I guess they don’t realize that Maddy was pretty wealthy BEFORE marrying T. Boone Pickens. She was the widow of Allen Paulson who happened to be a billionaire. They had race horses, including Cigar and `Maddy’ still gives generously to Thoroughbred rescue and retirement. I wouldn’t expect D-bag or any of these other asstards to know something like that because they think the horse industry begins and ends at the uncapped t-posts fencing in their dry lots. As for Holy Theresa; she has mainly stayed busy preaching intolerance under the guise of being a `Christian’. Same old crap from these two….
Well, I’m glad I didn’t go ahead and paint the petulant pony on the side of my barn just yet. Mendy Tobiano has been blogging again and she hasn’t changed her schtick a bit. She’s still threatening to be working on some epic post that will dazzle us all, but it never quite materializes. Perhaps there isn’t a Wikipedia entry on everything she needs yet. She’s also still an avid reader of this blog and took extreme offense that I mocked her Hunter Under Saddle horse. She claims that `terminology’ is different in different parts of the country. Ummm, no. HUS is HUS and a shaggy, ungroomed mustang in ill-fitting western tack is not a winning HUS horse in anything other than your little weekend saddle club show that has about 3 people in a class and judged by somebody else that doesn’t understand what an HUS horse is. Also hunters and jumpers are two different things. I don’t even expect people to know every discipline, but take extreme offense to pretense. For instance, I’m never going to profess extensive knowledge of competitive trail riding, Arabians or many other horse related activities. Not my interest, not my strong suit. However, when you BS about something I do have intimate knowledge of, I’m going to bust your lying ass on it every chance I get. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at this coming from that pesky pony given the fact she doesn’t know the difference between mussels and oysters and thinks that dining at Olive Garden is the height of fine dining experiences. The only other thing of note NT did this week was forget she pretends to be a man and discuss her `husband’ in a post. The mind boggles trying to keep up with all her fantasies….I’ll just leave you with this picture of what constitutes a H/J in NT’s book. Mind you, the horse doesn’t have bad form, but we won’t talk about the rider, tack and obstacle….it offends my sensibilities, but you have to remember that I’m an elitist snob according to our buddy NT.
That pretty much sums up our weekly hilarity and hijinks. The idiot duo of manesntails and farmeress aka Anne and Karien are still being big boss cows over at HGS, but their Dorothy Robertson fan club thread has been locked up. As for Big D herself, she hasn’t really popped her head out in public much lately. Perhaps she’s preparing her legal defense, perhaps she’s cleaning her house. One thing we know she isn’t doing for sure is actually caring properly for any of her animals. As far as her horses, they are still rehabbing at NNER. For those of you that don’t know, NNER is the Northeastern Nevada Equine Rescue. You can look them up on Facebook. They have several fundraisers starting this month. If you aren’t into donating money directly, you can look as some nice stuff they have in their auction, they are also raffling off a side of beef if you live close enough. It appears they have partnered with a few other vendors that will donate proceeds from sales to them as well. There are many different ways to support any rescue if you are so inclined. The reason I bring up NNER so often is they took a pretty unfair hit when they took in Dorothy’s abused horses and some of the asshats, including Dorothy, have spread some pretty vicious lies in attempts to block support for them. The only ones that suffer at the end of the day are the animals. As always, thank you for all the emails and comments. You all still totally suck at sending hate mail, but hopefully one day I will reach that level like NT. Happy weekend, everybody!!!