I wasn’t sure I was going to make this a regular feature of this blog, mostly because I figured there was no way the PSA crowd could lower their level of self-awareness and intelligence on a consistent basis. I’m happy to report they have not disappointed us and really had a banner week in the crazy department including the return of some old favorites. Sorry folks, this is gonna be a long one. Without further ado, we have Point and Laugh Friday brought to you by the letter `I’ for ignorant!
After being somewhat dialed down since her banning from this blog, our buddy Daffy was back and in fine form. It would seem everybody’s favorite spelling bee champion has been far too busy running around like the Town Crier to gain a shred of self-awareness. She has been busy copying and pasting posts from various pages and blogs and reporting back to the bat cave with impressive tenacity. The humorous part is that Daffy doesn’t like to admit she reads here or other places so the new code is `I had my techie email me with blah blah blah…” Sadly, the `techie’ has no more reading comprehension than Daffy does. From what I understand, `the techie’, which is any or all of Daffy, Daffy’s mommy, and other members of her inbred family, is a member of several closed anti-slaughter groups.
To kick off the week, Daffy posted up this video of her `retired at 9 yrs of age’ crippled horse, to prove that he wasn’t actually a cripple. This is how she introduced it:
“I hope this works– Now this is a vid and YES im proud of it, and I don’t care what the EZ’s say. Now for all of you horse owners that have had a older horse and they know that a youngen is on their backs they will take small short, steps as not to scare them, etc. The ez’s have told me he is crippled and needs to be put down,”
Note that she is proud of this video. She’ll remove the link quick, so click it while it’s hot people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSi_LjQV5f4&feature=channel&list=UL. If I didn’t feel so badly for the horse, it was a little bit funny to watch her PSA buddies attempt diplomacy in their responses.
” he is considerably off at times.. without even being able to see his legs. but without a better video, its hard to tell much more.”
” To be honest, he looks excessively sore on his front end, not just short strided because of a youngster but sore. I couldn’t say crippled and needs to be put down from this one small clip, but he sure doesn’t look comfortable to me. The range of motion is off as he is actually taking fair sized strides, but the way he puts his feet down looks like he’s rocked back off his front feet and is patting the ground rather than step over himself. He looks lame on the left front, he quick steps anytime he has weight on that foot, he doesn’t have an even walk, and it’s the same leg each step. Sorry, but I wouldn’t class him as even passably sound based on that clip.”
How’s that `herbal’ Bute working out for you, Daffy? FFS give this horse some real pain meds already! Daffy still doesn’t think he’s all that bad and chose to drop the subject. Maybe she’s planning on filling her freezer with his carcass this winter or something.
As busy as she was this week, it was hard to choose the highlights. She also decided to lecture somebody on breeding in an astonishing lack of self-awareness, even for Daffy. Apparently this person is standing an unregistered Palomino at stud and Daffy took issue with it.
“what has he done to be allowed to keep his well balls?”
“ok wait he is NOT reg. and I have seen many more better studs that throw color. Im sorry but in my opinion he should not be breeding anything until he proves himself. Not trying to be mean, but he should not be breeding”
“and this is why we have problems. this guy is telling me that his horse is special cause its apally. big deal dude, he has a straight shoulder, toes in, short backed, and looks to be mutton withered, BUT oh hes 4 and has produced over 10 foal”
All of this is hilarious because Daffy herself bred a colored stud whose lifetime accomplishments consisted of getting hurt and getting an erection. For more shits n giggles you can read some of Daffy’s greatest hits here http://forums.horsecity.com/index.php?showtopic=29081022 where she complains about the judging at the show she couldn’t win a class at and then gives us all a little English riding lesson telling us to pinch with our knees. Apparently, I’ve been riding wrong my entire life! And, since she saw fit to post the other person’s full name and phone number in her bat cave….behold her breeding stallion with champion bloodlines…..Tell the FBI they can contact `my techie’, when you ring them up, Daffy.
As I covered earlier in the week, Mendy aka Naughty Tobiano continued with her own histrionics and delusions. I thought it best to deal with each personality separately. She has gotten all her Facebook accounts back working after getting sent on a time-out for harassing people, including children. It becomes quite difficult to keep up with all her different stories, but after `going out of business’ due to losing her job, she then talked about teaching lessons again. After some posters left comments on this blog, Mendy went into a frenzy of oversharing and naming and shaming many of her past students. Now, maybe it’s just me, but I would think if I had a pissed off past client, that would stand out for me. Not Mendy, she has a list as long as her nose in full-on lying mode and still can’t figure it out, so she has elected to be pissed at everybody. Although she can’t afford to feed and keep her horses and has lost her job, she apparently can afford to keep a lawyer on retention. At least that’s what she’d like us to believe. Go figure….
Naughty Tobiano has also had a busy week. While NT’s account was suspended and reinstated on Facebook at exactly the same time as Mendy’s she/he continued the charade of being male complete with lots of talk about his/her genitals and a proud declaration of loving `bush’. Ummmm, apparently somebody forgot to inform him/her that it is no longer the 70’s and people…..ummmm…..groom themselves and stuff now. I haven’t heard anybody refer to that as THAT since the disco era and my mind’s eye now needs bleach. Moving on…..After declaring himself/herself a `brutally handsome’ man that likes to touch himself a lot, NT finally posted a picture. It’s not all that revealing other than a lack of manscaping, suggestion of manboobs and maybe being a slightly less bloated version of the alter ego’s hubby. The white rental walls and redneck sword collection in the background were a nice touch. You stay classy, NT!
It seems our buddy NT is quite concerned with the amount of traffic and comments over here and has now taken to refusing to answer questions on either Facebook page, instead telling them to go over to the blog and ask there. Earlier in June NT posted this:
“If you have not joined as a member of the blog, following it—please do so. The more people who see YOU reading it, the more they are likely to take a peek too!!!”
Followed by this last week….
“ If you really want responses answered, the best place to post would be the blog. If you would like to repost the question. I am not going to play hide and seek. You are right however, this is actually a team and it depends on who is answering what at the time. Some of us get a little crankier than others. A few are totally tongue in cheek.”
I’m taking this to mean that the way you are answered over there may be entirely dependent on whether or not `somebody’ has taken their meds. Considering NT has always been abrasive and rude, it’s no great mystery why people choose not to spend a lot of time making comments on that blog. I’m sure we’ll see a drastic personality change in the upcoming weeks in order to boost traffic.
After posting a blog `announcing’ a 2 week vacation due to having a life or some such bullshit as well as the death of a `team’ member (rumored to be yet another of Mendy’s horses), NT was back less than two days later posting a rather long-winded diatribe about how little he/she cares what any of the rest of us say or think liberally peppered with names and insults. Don’t forget this was after an earlier blog entry whining about being picked on. There seems to be a common theme here. Here’s a clue NT, if you want people to post on your blog, maybe don’t insult them in the body of your posts and then complain that nobody from the other side of the argument will come have a discussion with you. They especially aren’t motivated to come talk to you when you post stuff like this: “This is my page not some social responsibility site or education site. I get to put up on it what I want and if I want to delete you all, I surely could do that as well.”
Also, you need to remember the stories you tell. You claimed to not have a significant other on Facebook and then you said you had one on your blog today under the same persona. Pretty sure we’ll all need a scorecard to keep track soon. You see, here’s the problem with telling lies…You always have to remember what you told and to whom. If you tell the truth, you never have those kinds of problems. Now, I don’t claim to be a genius, but I do know how old I am and I don’t have to think about it when asked. Seems NT has a problem remembering….(these are posted in chronological order exactly how they appeared less than 48hrs apart)……OOPS
“ I’m a 39 year old redneck, gun shooting, boot wearing, tractor driving, skirt chasing, testosterone filled brutally handsome man”
“See—-here’s the thing ya fucking sock poppets—-you ain’t gunna get anyone to say who is on the team—-and you cannot PROVE I AM MENDY any more than you can DISPROVE I AM a 38 yr old shoer”
The online faction of PSAs continue to decrease as they have turned up the crazy dial to near maximum this week. In between Mendy using the NT persona to pay herself compliments and back up her fabrications, Daffy copy and pasting absolutely everything she sees online while her children probably sit around in shitty diapers, the PSAs began to turn on each other. In one instance, they turned on one of their more articulate supporters because she dared to join and anti-slaughter group (even though she identified herself as PSA) in order to get information. First rule of Dunce Club is thou shalt not question their lies. Second rule of Dunce Club is thou shalt not seek out the truth. Maybe she got sick of hearing about how sexy Mendy wishes she was and what a great little horse abuser Daffy is. All I do know is that while this person has not bad mouthed anybody, they are carving her up like a cheval rump roast in their bat cave and she hasn’t been the only one to bow out lately.
This week also saw Captain Douchebag Duquette momentarily wake up from what I can only imagine was a tainted Bute burger stupor mostly to whine about the fact that his quotes in Lubbock Online did not make any sense. “Rarely does an interviewer get right what I say, two of the quotes make no sense at all, this is what we were dealing with today” Captain Douchebag claims he was misquoted, but this writer wonders if he has ever listened to himself speak or read any of his other incoherent ramblings, because as far as I can tell, it was business as usual for Slaughterhouse Sue’s right hand man. You can read the article and decide for yourself here: http://lubbockonline.com/filed-online/2012-07-10/horse-slaughtering-be-focus-committee-agricultural-and-rural-affairs-hearing#.T_-LOfXrS1g Because Slaughterhouse Sue was quite busy on Facebook this week, one can only assume that Captain Douchebag was quickly re-muzzled and put away in an effort at damage control.
As I have mentioned, Slaughterhouse Sue has been Facebooking her ass off this week. She has been posting up a storm and sucking up to her little Missouri minion Whacky Jacque Miller. In between goosing Holy Mother Theresa Manzella and stroking Whacky Jacque, Slaughterhouse Sue found no time to pimp or compliment The Naughty Tobiano blog which I’m sure does not bode well for NT’s raging insecurity. Sadly, Jacque did not consult Suey before posting up one of her propaganda pieces and did not word her poll to Sue’s satisfaction. Jacque gave the following choices on her piece about eating horses, complete with a recipe (I have not altered spelling or grammar on her poll choices):
- yes, i would try it at least once
- maybe, i’m not sure, it would realy depend on how it was prepared
- no, not unless i were starving in a life or death situation, then i would
- no, not under ANY circumstances
Ole Suey’s comment on the article was ” I love your article! But you need another option on your poll question, something like “Yes, I have eaten horse meat and I think it is great!” That would be the option that I would choose.”
Could this woman possibly be any more vile? Do you see any of the Anti-slaughter leaders on Facebook or any other social networking medium being so disgustingly unprofessional?
This was supposed to be an important week for the PSA front. The Texas State Senate Committee on Agricultural and Rural affairs held a meeting to hear testimony on what the economic impact was after horse slaughter was banned in that state in 2007. While officially it was said to be an information gathering session, some felt that this may be the first step towards getting the ban lifted and slaughter houses in Texas re-opened. Ole Suey implored her United Horsemen to attend and save the horse industry. Apparently The United Horsemen felt they had so much support in Texas it wasn’t necessary for anybody to interrupt their online fuckery and actually attend the meeting. Oops. Despite Captain Douchebag Duquette’s assurances that “There will be no lack of support from Texans for that”, the last I heard was that 28 people spoke against horse slaughter and only 2 people spoke in support of it. We are all waiting with eager anticipation on how Slaughterhouse Sue is going to spin this one for her ever dwindling supporters.
In another head scratcher, Slaughterhouse Sue announced that we are perilously close to having horses extinct after posting some graph from the Arabian horse association. Yes, you read that correctly, the very same person who has run around saying that there are all these unwanted horses that necessitate slaughter, last week said we are running out of horses. Don’t believe me? Here is her quote:
“I just came across this on a different group. Seeing the graph is pretty startling. Really makes it hit home how seriously close we are to completely losing horses in our lives. Sure this is just one breed, but we have seen all of the statistics…all of them are down over 70%. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out this trend is a sure recipe for extinction”
Actually I would say it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to surmise that if you are concerned that horses will become extinct, then slaughtering them at a rate of 300 per day in numerous slaughter plants probably isn’t the best way to make sure that doesn’t happen. When one of the PSA faction dared to disagree, Suey responded with this:
“the fallacy of your argument is that horses were over $1 per pound in the mid to late 1980’s which you will notice on this chart where there were the most horses ever — 30,000 registered Arabians alone — so obviously your argument makes no sense. By your reasoning that is when they should have been the cheapest. I would argue that the reason we had lots of horses at that point, is because ALL horses had good value. The more they are worth, the more we have. Simple economics.”
As I said earlier in the week….`Sweet Cheezus, I can’t make this stuff up’. I’m not sure if this creature is just that stupid or it is pure arrogance that allows her to think that one single person with a firing synapse can’t see how often she contradicts herself. You could drive NT’s ego through the holes in most of her arguments. Seriously, WTF???????
As you can see it’s been a busy week for the PSAs. Hopefully, by recapping their shining moments once or twice a week, we can deal with the real issues the rest of the time. At least we know that while they are all sitting around congratulating themselves on what fine horse people they are and trading horrific injury pics and stories about their horses, the Anti-slaughter advocates have been busy actually making a difference. They say that birds of a feather flock together and boy is that ever true with that group. The more I see of them, the less concerned I am that slaughter houses will ever be re-opened. At least they give the rest of us something to laugh about when we need a break.
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